i’m in one of those cycles of my life where for several days everything just seems extremely adorable to me
i’m in one of those cycles of my life where for several days everything just seems extremely adorable to me
(via fscottfitzgerald)
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
(via fefpei)
I’ve been having a lot of dreams lately
I don’t know why
I never used to dream so much
Most of my dreams are mundane
Like the one where I went with a friend to GameStop
And he bought a copy of Luigi’s Mansion for the DS
Or the one where I was driving to school
And yelled “I’m already in the car”
When my mom tried to wake me up
One time I dreamed I was being cheated on
Not by my girlfriend, of course
By one of my old friends
Who I was apparently gay boyfriends with
But I forgave him
And then we went to the school store
And Velma from Scooby Doo showed up to buy a copy of Action Brides II
(Double the action, double the brides)
The other night I dreamed that I was looking for clues
With a group of rebels
And the evil government was trying to stop us
We only found about half the clues before I woke up
The last one we found was hidden inside of a pool table
A few years ago
I realized I wasn’t having enough dreams
So I tried to force myself to have one
I Googled “how to have specific dreams”
And I wrote down what I wanted to happen
And drew it and everything
I wanted to be on a bridge in Venice
Or if not Venice, then that town from the fifth Pokemon movie
Y’know, the one that looked like Venice
And she’d be across from me
We’d be eating steak
That tasted like lobster
And the Vitamin String Quartet would be there
Playing “Why Can’t We Be Friends?”
It never happened
And even though I’ve been dreaming a lot lately
I’ve never once dined on steak that tastes like lobster
And I’ve never even seen her face
And if I can’t even force myself to dream of her
Then why should I hold onto the waking dream I have
That she’s dreaming of me?
ok here’s my list of goals for this summer so far
\m/
(via disneyeating)

Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.
Why did they train Luke up and not Princess Leia who was cooler, and had more to fight for, and was less screwed up? Patriarchy!

Trigger Warning: Ariel’s waist made me starve myself.
THIS is why it’s important to talk about problems within Disney. GUESS WHAT, THEY IMPACT PEOPLE. Just because it’s Disney doesn’t mean it’s all sweetness and light!
THIS is why it’s important to have heroines who look real. I don’t give a shit about your “Disney look” if it’s harming women. And it is.
THIS! Also, the amount of shaming going on in the comments in gross. Just because Ariel did not influence how you viewed yourself, does not mean she did not influence other people. Its not just Disney characters that make girls want to be thin. They are only bombarded with images of very thin girls and women in the media. That is a huge problem because it does affect women’s body image. While Ariel never influenced my body image, that doesn’t mean it is true for all women.
(via garrulouskate)
No.