1. okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

    okcdouchebags:

    xsugar-venom:

    Well, you asked.

    OH GOD

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  2. eggplont:

    "the test is moved to next thursday"

    image

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  4. ethareal:

castielismycherrypie:

camacaileon:

peachjello:

seaworld-secrets:

passion4killerwhales:

animalsnatureveganism:

TIGERS ARE ON RED ALERTThe Sumatran Tiger is said to be extinct by 2015, with fewer than 300-400 left in the wild due to large-scale habitat loss, poaching, hunting and human-tiger conflict. Other subspecies are said to follow. DonateStop the Tiger PoachersSave Tigers NowProtect Tigers from Poachers and Help Stop War on Wildlife Donate to Save Tigers Donate to Help Save the Tiger Make a Donation - Save China’s TigersDonate to Tiger Conservation Name a Wild Tiger WWF Tiger AppealTiger AppealSumatran Tiger ConservationBengal Tiger Conservation DonationsSave the Malayan Tiger Malayan Tiger Conservation Adopt a TigerTigers in Crisis - Adopt a Tiger Adopt Roque the Tiger Adopt a Tiger TodayAdopt a Wild Tiger from IndonesiaAdopt a Tiger - Zhorik Tiger Adoption - Save China’s Tigers Adopt a Wild Tiger PetitionsStop Tiger Poaching in India Save the Tiger Save the Sumatran Tiger Save the Tigers Save the Indian Tiger Save the Sumatran Tiger Stop Pushing Sumatran Tiger Toward ExtinctionSave the Sumatran Tigers from Extinction Protect Siberian Tiger Habitat Act Now to Save India’s Tiger Save the Sumatran Tiger Save the Tiger Stop Poaching Tigers Close Down China’s Tiger Farms Save the Siberian Tiger Prevent Siberian Tiger Extinction Save Endangered Siberian Tigers from Extinction Illegal Tiger Trade must End Preserve the Bengal Tiger of India Save the Malayan Tiger from Extinction Save Malayan Tiger by Stopping Logging Source: ttp://wwf.panda.org/what_we_do/endangered_species/tigers/about_tigers/sumatran_tiger/  

THIS IS NOT OK. :(

IMPORTANT SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

WHAT THE FUCK

WELL FUCK EVERYTHING!
I WORKED FOR AN NGO THAT WAS TRYING TO SAVE TIGERS FOR ABOUT HALF A YEAR, PEOPLE ON THE STREETS SPIT AT ME AND THREATENED ME (WHICH IS NOT THE POINT) BUT YOU LISTEN UP:
THERE ARE ONLY 3.200 WILD TIGERS LEFT ON THE ENTIRE WORLD
97% OF THEIR HABITAT HAS BEEN BURNED DOWN OR REMOVED OTHERWISE
3 OUT OF 9 TIGER-SUBSPECIES HAVE ALREADY DIED OUT
THE SOUTH-CHINESE TIGER HASN’T BEEN SIGHTED IN OVER 30 YEARS
THEY ARE SKINNED ALIVE (AS ARE MOST ANIMALS) BC YOU CAN REMOVE THEIR FUR EASIER WHEN THEY ARE STILL BLEEDING
NO EXCEPTIONS FOR CUBS
SOME PEOPLE HUNT THEM BC THEY THING A TIGER PENIS MAKES THEM BETTER IN BED (I’M NOT KIDDING)
EXPERTS CLAIM THAT IF THE KILLING GOES ON, TIGERS WILL BE ENTIRELY EXTINCT IN 2022

SAVE THE TIGERS.
I WANT MY CHILDREN, MY CHILDREN’S CHILDREN, AND MY CHILDREN’S CHILDREN’S CHILDREN TO KNOW WHAT TIGERS LOOK LIKE WITHOUT EXPLAINING IT USEING TEXT BOOKS AND STUFFED ANIMALS.
THIS DEEPLY UPSETS ME. PLEASE SAVE THE TIGERS.
SAVE MY FAVOURITE BIG CAT.

NO. THIS IS NOT OKAY. I WANT MY KIDS TO SEE THSE MAGNIFICENT ANIMALS. THIS IS NOT OKAY. I HATE HUMANS. I HATE US. I HATE US SO MUCH WHY DO WE HAVE TO DESTROY EVERYTHIGN. PLEASE HELP. DONATE. IM BROKE AS FUCK AND I’M SIGNING PETITIONS AND DONATING LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW THIS IS NOT OKAY

    ethareal:

    castielismycherrypie:

    camacaileon:

    peachjello:

    seaworld-secrets:

    passion4killerwhales:

    animalsnatureveganism:

    TIGERS ARE ON RED ALERT

    The Sumatran Tiger is said to be extinct by 2015, with fewer than 300-400 left in the wild due to large-scale habitat loss, poaching, hunting and human-tiger conflict. Other subspecies are said to follow. 

    Donate
    Stop the Tiger Poachers
    Save Tigers Now
    Protect Tigers from Poachers and Help Stop War on Wildlife 
    Donate to Save Tigers 
    Donate to Help Save the Tiger 
    Make a Donation - Save China’s Tigers
    Donate to Tiger Conservation 
    Name a Wild Tiger 
    WWF Tiger Appeal
    Tiger Appeal
    Sumatran Tiger Conservation
    Bengal Tiger Conservation Donations
    Save the Malayan Tiger 
    Malayan Tiger Conservation 

    Adopt a Tiger
    Tigers in Crisis - Adopt a Tiger 
    Adopt Roque the Tiger 
    Adopt a Tiger Today
    Adopt a Wild Tiger from Indonesia
    Adopt a Tiger - Zhorik 
    Tiger Adoption - Save China’s Tigers 
    Adopt a Wild Tiger 

    Petitions
    Stop Tiger Poaching in India 
    Save the Tiger 
    Save the Sumatran Tiger 
    Save the Tigers 
    Save the Indian Tiger 
    Save the Sumatran Tiger 
    Stop Pushing Sumatran Tiger Toward Extinction
    Save the Sumatran Tigers from Extinction 
    Protect Siberian Tiger Habitat 
    Act Now to Save India’s Tiger 
    Save the Sumatran Tiger 
    Save the Tiger 
    Stop Poaching Tigers 
    Close Down China’s Tiger Farms 
    Save the Siberian Tiger 
    Prevent Siberian Tiger Extinction 
    Save Endangered Siberian Tigers from Extinction 
    Illegal Tiger Trade must End 
    Preserve the Bengal Tiger of India 
    Save the Malayan Tiger from Extinction 
    Save Malayan Tiger by Stopping Logging 


    Source: ttp://wwf.panda.org/what_we_do/endangered_species/tigers/about_tigers/sumatran_tiger/  

    THIS IS NOT OK. :(

    IMPORTANT SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

    WHAT THE FUCK

    WELL FUCK EVERYTHING!

    I WORKED FOR AN NGO THAT WAS TRYING TO SAVE TIGERS FOR ABOUT HALF A YEAR, PEOPLE ON THE STREETS SPIT AT ME AND THREATENED ME (WHICH IS NOT THE POINT) BUT YOU LISTEN UP:

    • THERE ARE ONLY 3.200 WILD TIGERS LEFT ON THE ENTIRE WORLD
    • 97% OF THEIR HABITAT HAS BEEN BURNED DOWN OR REMOVED OTHERWISE
    • 3 OUT OF 9 TIGER-SUBSPECIES HAVE ALREADY DIED OUT
    • THE SOUTH-CHINESE TIGER HASN’T BEEN SIGHTED IN OVER 30 YEARS
    • THEY ARE SKINNED ALIVE (AS ARE MOST ANIMALS) BC YOU CAN REMOVE THEIR FUR EASIER WHEN THEY ARE STILL BLEEDING
    • NO EXCEPTIONS FOR CUBS
    • SOME PEOPLE HUNT THEM BC THEY THING A TIGER PENIS MAKES THEM BETTER IN BED (I’M NOT KIDDING)
    • EXPERTS CLAIM THAT IF THE KILLING GOES ON, TIGERS WILL BE ENTIRELY EXTINCT IN 2022

    SAVE THE TIGERS.

    I WANT MY CHILDREN, MY CHILDREN’S CHILDREN, AND MY CHILDREN’S CHILDREN’S CHILDREN TO KNOW WHAT TIGERS LOOK LIKE WITHOUT EXPLAINING IT USEING TEXT BOOKS AND STUFFED ANIMALS.

    THIS DEEPLY UPSETS ME. PLEASE SAVE THE TIGERS.

    SAVE MY FAVOURITE BIG CAT.

    NO. THIS IS NOT OKAY. I WANT MY KIDS TO SEE THSE MAGNIFICENT ANIMALS. THIS IS NOT OKAY. I HATE HUMANS. I HATE US. I HATE US SO MUCH WHY DO WE HAVE TO DESTROY EVERYTHIGN. PLEASE HELP. DONATE. IM BROKE AS FUCK AND I’M SIGNING PETITIONS AND DONATING LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW THIS IS NOT OKAY

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  5. wakeupslaves:

    "The United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own."

    "We have our own land."

    "No, it’s not yours. It’s the US Government’s."

    — S1E6, “Pride, Pomp and Circumstance

    Once you understand the criminal behavior of white people and their offspring then you can put in perspective gentrification and genocide of the copper color American Indian

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  6. if-onlyifonly:

obytheby:

applecocaine:

myjamflavouredmindtardis:

megan15:

theybuildbuildings:

vintagegal:

Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls 

This might be the greatest thing ive ever seen on the internet

We did a whole massive thing on this in history. I believe the fungus in question is called Ergot and it’s terrifying. It makes your muscles spasm so when they had seizures that was the reason, not because they were possessed. One woman had to be strapped to her bed, she was seizing so bad. And, like ‘theybuildbuildings’ said, it had the same effects as LSD; as soon as you touch it, let alone consume it, it messes with your entire system. The worst thing is, you practically always had a bad trip. Many complained about bugs crawling under their skin or monsters emerging from the shadows to scratch and bite at them until they were screaming. It was a horrendous thing and the worst part is, Ergot is still around. It grows on crops and, if your wheat isn’t properly treated, it can be eaten and you’ll most likely experience the same as the women of Salem. 

god i love history

This is hella cool and almost correct… 
The effects on the people of Salem were probably from consuming bread with the fungus in it, not from contaminated water. And apparently rye is way more commonly affected than wheat. In fact, often the members of the clergy were able to afford nicer bread made from wheat and thus were not as commonly affected.
You don’t go on a spasm-y trip just by touching it. You have to consume it for weeks, which results in chronic poisoning. ( If you stop eating it early enough, you may recover. So when people suffering from these “demonic possessions” took refuge in churches and stopped eating low-grade rye bread they were sometimes miraculously healed. 
More interesting facts:
Ergot poisoning can result in convulsions & hallucinations, or it can cause gangrene, depending on which group of active alkaloids are present. (Horrifying, either way.) It killed a lot of people in Europe in the Middle Ages. 
In Europe, often there was a strong correlation between wet summers (which provide ideal conditions for ergot) and reports of witchcraft/ possession. And in Norway and Scotland, records of witch persecution are only found in areas where rye was grown and used to make bread.
And I just learned right now that one author dude translated the word “Beowulf” as “barley-wolf” which could indicate a connection to ergot. The LSD-like effects could be a valid explanation for stories of Old Norse warriors going into the a sort of trancelike battle rage.
(this is exactly the kind of stuff my herbology medicinal plants class is about, it’s so cool omfg. we had a lecture on ergot last week.)


Huh

    if-onlyifonly:

    obytheby:

    applecocaine:

    myjamflavouredmindtardis:

    megan15:

    theybuildbuildings:

    vintagegal:

    Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

    I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls 

    This might be the greatest thing ive ever seen on the internet

    We did a whole massive thing on this in history. I believe the fungus in question is called Ergot and it’s terrifying. It makes your muscles spasm so when they had seizures that was the reason, not because they were possessed. One woman had to be strapped to her bed, she was seizing so bad. And, like ‘theybuildbuildings’ said, it had the same effects as LSD; as soon as you touch it, let alone consume it, it messes with your entire system. The worst thing is, you practically always had a bad trip. Many complained about bugs crawling under their skin or monsters emerging from the shadows to scratch and bite at them until they were screaming. It was a horrendous thing and the worst part is, Ergot is still around. It grows on crops and, if your wheat isn’t properly treated, it can be eaten and you’ll most likely experience the same as the women of Salem. 

    god i love history

    This is hella cool and almost correct… 

    The effects on the people of Salem were probably from consuming bread with the fungus in it, not from contaminated water. And apparently rye is way more commonly affected than wheat. In fact, often the members of the clergy were able to afford nicer bread made from wheat and thus were not as commonly affected.

    You don’t go on a spasm-y trip just by touching it. You have to consume it for weeks, which results in chronic poisoning. ( If you stop eating it early enough, you may recover. So when people suffering from these “demonic possessions” took refuge in churches and stopped eating low-grade rye bread they were sometimes miraculously healed. 

    More interesting facts:

    Ergot poisoning can result in convulsions & hallucinations, or it can cause gangrene, depending on which group of active alkaloids are present. (Horrifying, either way.) It killed a lot of people in Europe in the Middle Ages. 

    In Europe, often there was a strong correlation between wet summers (which provide ideal conditions for ergot) and reports of witchcraft/ possession. And in Norway and Scotland, records of witch persecution are only found in areas where rye was grown and used to make bread.

    And I just learned right now that one author dude translated the word “Beowulf” as “barley-wolf” which could indicate a connection to ergot. The LSD-like effects could be a valid explanation for stories of Old Norse warriors going into the a sort of trancelike battle rage.

    (this is exactly the kind of stuff my herbology medicinal plants class is about, it’s so cool omfg. we had a lecture on ergot last week.)

    Huh

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  8. suluboo:

    relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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  10. mary-batman:

    Social anxiety isn’t “omg I hate people lol I wish I was sleeping and watching netflix!”

    It’s “I want desperately to be able to hang out with people but I hate the feeling of sheer panic and fear I get around them so I don’t/ can’t and it eats away at me every day so I end up just staying home and say I’m sleeping or watching something”

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  11. i get anxious about the smallest things! and it’s usually when i don’t know what will happen or what i’m supposed to do and probably no one else is gonna help me

    that doesn’t make it seem like a small thing

    like for example, just now, i got really anxious because we carved pumpkins and they’re in the garage cause idk when we’re gonna finish them and idk what i’m supposed to do about them and no one is gonna tell me what to do and if i ask they will think i’m dumb and i have to clean the bucket and idk it made me super anxious and then i realized i am getting anxious over vegetables!!!

    • white man: well, if male privilege and white privilege exist, then how come my life isn't perfect? checkmate
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  14. enemy-stand:

    ahlazers:

    you know how much pressure there is on girls to be good at every video game they play, because if they fuck up once there’s going to be a heck of a lot of people saying how girls suck and how they shouldn’t play video games 

    image

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